More scary stuff - only this time It's real

First off, I need to thank all my English teachers. Sometimes I may stumble but for the most part I think you did a pretty good job. That being said, I am posting something I saw on Facebook. I'm not sure if it is even English, yet all the people posting are from the United States. The picture is missing but apparently it is about some basketball/romance movie. After reading this my brain feels like scrambled eggs. "nikey" really? I think my fav is "Double or nuffin!!..." and on that note - I'm out. Enjoy the chaos below...

IF THIS YO MOVIE LIKE THIS PIC

Raven Butler I'm watching dis now
Angel Denise Perkins love and bb
Symonee Smith luhvv dhtt movie,.. lol ghtt dehh sonqq ohn the ipod !
Andre Hampton Girlz cant play no ball..
Ashley Esquivel hell ya sum love n basketball
Tiana Loveable UnknowBaker i have that kinda of relationship ^.^
Eric Tijuan Martin dats my favorite movie
Ericia Porter dis is my favorite movie ugh need to b watchin it rite now
Siera Asia Webb I luv bball n their realationship mix in well with it
4Jnisha Peacock Dis mi favorit movie
Jj Doe i ♥ tht movie
Terlina Williams Love that movie....nd Omar OMG!
Maddy Queen ‎^^^^^^^^^ Ball Betta Then You .
Marco Perez faggots
Tayon Dunson ‎- I Play You For waat Your Heaart
Juss Jasmine ‎Shayy Uhoh Badderdennyuu
Angela Terrell love it.......]
Alexis Aquil Jones I ♥ Dhiss Movie I Chudd Watch Iht Ova And Ova Again
Kizzy Williams my favorite movie it is!!!!!!!!!
Myla Mcculler that is my favorite movie i ca n wacth all day
Charlie Booker III I want this type of love
Pocohantas Ross WHO ARE U TO TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TIME FOR
12Pocohantas Ross I LOVE THAT SCENE
Ashley Sanchez ‎(Ugh.... I didnt kno nikey made dresses) lol my favorite movie EVER!!!!
Regina Cage Love this movie...when they are playing one on one and the background music is You Made a Fool of Me....OMG..breaks me down every time.....
Oprah Bennett love and basketball
JesusaJessica Leano what movie is this
Shunquilla Loviin Him Greene EsPeCiAlLy oN aH RaInY DaY!!! LaId uP WiT ThE oNe YuH LoVe!!!uMuM
Nisheika Kimber I Love Dat Damn Movie ....
JuicyPlum To Fly This Movie Is Fye Af' #Rns
Shayla Hackley hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexander Polamalu-Mealamu Double or nuffin!!...